Not related to Unreal

Everything else:
NOTE: All files here are zipped in .CAB format.
Infected Text Maker
You type: Some normal text.
You get: A randomized piece of barely understandable gibberish! =D

Spammer1.exe
A web browser that displays OldUnreal homepage and you can navigate by the links from there.
No address bar. xD
As I said, it's only a joke. =P

UCC from U1
If your UCC.exe is fucked, here's a working replacement. xD
Compatible with: U1 v227e, didn't test anything else.

UCC from UT99
If your UCC.exe is fucked, here's a working replacement. xD
Compatible with: UT99 v436, didn't test anything else.

Registration entries for cabinet file
Dude this is serious, if the cabinet files (*.cab) don't work, you could try this.
NOTE: These are registration entries for cabinet file from my system. It could totally fuck up your PC. Use this only at your own risk. My suggestion is that you don't use it at all.
The easy way: If your cabinet files are messed up, e-mail me and I will convert them to ZIP, RAR, 7Z or any other format. It is in CAB format only cuz every system should be able to read CAB files.

ThexDarksider's STFU & GTFO Collection v0.1 [PASSWORD PROTECTED]
This is my collection of STFU/GTFO themed images. I shall also do the PWN'D/FAIL collection soon.
NOTE: The archive is password protected, ask me to give you the passoword. =)

KillCPU Utility v0.1 beta
Lags up your PC by wasting CPU time.
NOTE: Your CPU is not working at 100% when you run it, but I shall fix that soon.

QuickRun Utility v1.0
Another small utility I've made. It's still in early version (oh well) so don't expect miracles but it works like it should. ;)
NOTE: I've made textboxes where you enter the path to Unreal, UEd and Unreal server batch file but you can use it for whatever you want. =D